Talk to a Stranger

Okay, new game! The site is called Omegle. What you do is have a hilarious conversation with a complete stranger. Here is how my conversation went ...


Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: hey

You: do you know Brick Paxton by chance?

Stranger: nope

You: oh

You: well he is a Japanese spy currently training in Japan.

Stranger: cool

You: he is coming back to America in Feb i believe

Stranger: n how do u know all this?

You: he was my roommate last year

You: i am pretty good friends with him

You: i am just worried about his dealings with Japan

Stranger: and you are?

You: my name is Anton

You: but im white

Stranger: ohh

Stranger: my name's noah

You: hey noah

You: any relation to the arc guy?

Stranger: hahaha no just ordinary noah

You: oh okay well that is still cool

Stranger: haha

You: noah is a pretty sweet name

Stranger: thanks

You: not as cool as Brick though

You: but we cant all have the same awesome name

You: you know

Stranger: hahaha

Stranger: so anton, that's a guy's name right?

You: yeah

You: i mean sort of

You: i wasnt born a male

You: my name use to be Annie

You: then when i changed sex i changed my name

Stranger: why'd u change your sex?

You: why not? wasnt doing anything else at the time so why not try something different

You: whats your sex?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Double Translation

So here are the rules to the game:

1. Go HERE.
2. Type in a sentence in English and translate it into Japanese.
3. Copy the translated sentence that is in Japanese and translate it back into English.
4. Laugh.

Here are a few examples:

Original English sentence - Trevor likes to dance with his shirt off.
Japanese translation -トレバー彼のシャツを脱いで踊るのが好きだ
Translated back to English - I like to dance with his shirt out of Trevor.

Original English sentence - I broke my cell phone after getting wasted one night with some PSE friends.
Japanese translation - 私は私の携帯電話を破った後、 PSE友達と1泊分の一部を無駄になっ
Translated back to English - After I broke my cell phone, PSE and friends is a waste of a night.

Original English sentence - Anton watches the SOAP channel in his boxers with the lights off.
Japanese translation - アントンの明かりを脱いで彼のボクサーでは、 SOAPチャネル時計
Translated back to English - Out of his boxer in the light of Anton, SOAP channel clock.