Double Translation

So here are the rules to the game:

1. Go HERE.
2. Type in a sentence in English and translate it into Japanese.
3. Copy the translated sentence that is in Japanese and translate it back into English.
4. Laugh.

Here are a few examples:

Original English sentence - Trevor likes to dance with his shirt off.
Japanese translation -トレバー彼のシャツを脱いで踊るのが好きだ
Translated back to English - I like to dance with his shirt out of Trevor.

Original English sentence - I broke my cell phone after getting wasted one night with some PSE friends.
Japanese translation - 私は私の携帯電話を破った後、 PSE友達と1泊分の一部を無駄になっ
Translated back to English - After I broke my cell phone, PSE and friends is a waste of a night.

Original English sentence - Anton watches the SOAP channel in his boxers with the lights off.
Japanese translation - アントンの明かりを脱いで彼のボクサーでは、 SOAPチャネル時計
Translated back to English - Out of his boxer in the light of Anton, SOAP channel clock.